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Copywriting1-minute sit

Your button should say what happens next

“Get Started” gets clicks, then breaks trust. Say exactly what happens after the click.

Instead of
“Get Started”
Try
“Create your first invoice (free, takes 2 minutes)”

Before you flush

Rewrite your main button so a stranger could predict exactly what the next screen shows, then click it and check that it does.

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